who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
As shirtless as possible
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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