Please, let me fuck your mom
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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