Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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