Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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