Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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