My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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