kristin has been a bad kristin
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
