We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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