"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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