Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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