you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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