Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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