Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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