he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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