Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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