i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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