two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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