His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i think i have herpe
just one?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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