They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
