Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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