TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dignity is for republicans.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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