Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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