I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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