peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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