I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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