Whod you bang
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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