I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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