There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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