I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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