Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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