We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
This is my gift to your gina
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
