just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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