I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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