Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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