Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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