'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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