is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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