Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
me + whiskey = a bad person
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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