And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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