I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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