ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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