I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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