Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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