if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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