what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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