im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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