i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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