This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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