New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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