At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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