and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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