great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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