It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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