dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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